Look, don't you think I get it enough from my girlfriends? "He sucks, Heidi. Just, like, what are the things about Cartman that you find remotely redeeming? Well, you know, like, some of us are thinking that, uh, maybe he's not super-qualified to be with you? How do you think he's doing? Aaas a boyfriend. I-I know you and Cartman have an anniversary coming up and, I was just wondering, you know, um. The bell rings and kids pour out of the building. There's got to be a reason she sticks by him.Īfter school. How is she still supporting him?!īut he clearly sucks! She has to know he sucks. You wanna come eat with me? I can explain what I packed. Nothin', just tellin' the guys how awesome it is to be vegan. That's because you don't understand how much it sucks to be in a relationship! That's enough, Cartman! I am so sick of hearing you call Heidi horrible things! She's not a girlfriend! She's a controlling, manipulative whore! Pissed off at your girlfriend again, huh Eric? That dirty whore! Who does that bitch think she is?! Packing my lunch for me?! Fuck her, dude! The boys are at their usual table chatting, and Cartman looks pissed again. We'll see how this goes, okay? See you tomorrow.
Yes, Heidi! That's how much I love you! I'm vegan from now on.Īll right, Eric. It is the food, and it is my mom, Heidi! It is! I wanna be vegan with you! I need your help to show me how. But then you try and blame food and your mom for being. You fucked up my life, Mom! Fuck you! How could you feed me like that, you bitch?! Get outta here!Įric, if blood sugar is really the problem, then you need to change how you eat, right?Įric, every time I've talked to you about maybe being a vegan with me, you just tell me vegans are pussies.
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She feeds me all this crap, and my body doesn't know how to process it. Heidi, I was in a bad mood! I told you, that's what happens after I eat! My blood sugar spikes and I get all anxious, and then I cra-Įric, you just can't keep being mean to me and blaming it on your blood sugar.īut ih, but it's true, Heidi! It's all my mom's fault. You called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car. Heid- Heidi, no, please! Heidi, Heidi, I would be nothing without you, okay? I'm sorry. Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!. It's Cartman, of whom she has a wallpaper on her phone. She's in her room, in bed, but can't sleep.
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